Time Nazi

1 Someone who's whole life revolves around making sure your time card is correct and that you have not made any mistakes.

2 One who enjoys dealing punishment for improper time card use.

Shit I didn't clock out last night, now Nancy that damn Time Nazi is going to punch me in the face tomorrow morning

Time Nazi by V3ry @nn0yed June 16, 2009

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Time Nazi

A member of early 20th century Germany's National Socialist Party that can travel through time.

It doesn't matter how many times you try to kill Hitler in the past, because there are always Time Nazis ready to stop you.

Time Nazi by whiterook6 February 19, 2010

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time nazi • Time • time bomb • time travel • time machine • Time out • time traveling • Time Waster • time fuck • time in a bottle

time nazi

a person who CLEARLY has a watch but says they dont have one or dont know the time, also a person who refuses to tell time or never knows the time

me and nick here are time nazis

time nazi by smellingblood May 4, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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