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2 definitions by smellingblood

 
1.
1: a stupid fat person that needs his ass kicked because he is a jackass and get away with it but you cant get away with shit
2: a retard
chris is a DOOBER!
the person reading this is probibly a doober!
by smellingblood March 04, 2005
 
2.
a person who CLEARLY has a watch but says they dont have one or dont know the time, also a person who refuses to tell time or never knows the time
me and nick here are time nazis
by smellingblood May 04, 2005