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tiger team 

1. The latest limp-dick business euphemism for low-paid cubicle slaves working overtime (unpaid) on Boss Man's faux-important "project."
2. Gag-worthy term applied to suck-ups eager to stay late in order to snap crumbs from Boss Man's stingy hand.
Dick:
"I've got it! We'll form a tiger team to figure out how to lay off 30% of our workforce...then, we'll fire the tiger team!"
Wad:
"Brilliant!"
tiger team by Cousinette May 11, 2010
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tiger team 

a project team of high performing individuals tasked to solve a unique problem using an efficient and expedient process that produces exceptional results.
We formed a tiger team to look at the why our costs were running 50% higher than expected so we could get them under control.
tiger team by John Noral August 9, 2008

Team Little Tiger 

A term originating from upstate New York at Curtis S. Read. It is used to describe an olympic gang bang of 3 or more boyscouts. Because these upstate children are surrounded by nothing but eachother for a drawn out 8 weeks, they have to let off somehow.
Logan decided to unite Team Little Tiger with Aquaman and Bangerang during Siesta.
Team Little Tiger by Brian McCabe January 14, 2010

Edwardsville Tigers Football Team 

The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.

The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.

Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!

Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?

Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!

Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026