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Tiesticles 

Man who behaves like a monkey and is incredibly thick.
Tiesticles himself, reguarly found whacking one off over other ape like creatures.
Tiesticles by Simon Appleton September 14, 2003

Tiesticles 

A hunchbacked, northern virgin.
This legendary beast is well reknowned for being hideous. Retreating to it's clock tower.It leads a life of infinite amounts of lies and copy & pasting on the internet.
Tiesticles by James Downie January 24, 2004

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.
Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.
Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Testicle Jockey 

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.
Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"
Testicle Jockey by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest
"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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