Tiesticles 

when you're rolling testicles on tiesto

i'm rollin' tiesticles man

Tiesticles by phil1234565432 August 14, 2007

Tiesticles 

Man who behaves like a monkey and is incredibly thick.

Tiesticles himself, reguarly found whacking one off over other ape like creatures.

Tiesticles by Simon Appleton September 14, 2003

Tiesticles 

A hunchbacked, northern virgin.

This legendary beast is well reknowned for being hideous. Retreating to it's clock tower.It leads a life of infinite amounts of lies and copy & pasting on the internet.

Tiesticles by James Downie January 24, 2004

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Redneck Testicle Mudflap by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Testicle Jockey 

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

Testicle Jockey by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

testicle festival by squirrelspank June 8, 2003