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Thunder Thimble 

A man with a small but enthusiastic penis. We're talking 4 inches and below. It won't break the bank but it will shake the timbers.
He had a thunder Thimble but he still made my legs legs shake.

She didn't hit the bottom, but her Thunder Thimble hit the bull's eye.

Thunder Thumbs 

1. A fat person whose thumbs are abnormally bloated and chunky.

2. One whose thumbs have become large and muscular from frequent thumb wrestling or text messaging.
1. When that porker over there grabbed my arm, I could feel her thunder thumbs crushing my bones. Oh the humanity!

2. Yeah, just try to beat Old Thunder Thumbs over there in a Thumb Wrestle. Just don't come crying to me when he breaks it! He'll lay the Opposable Smack Down on you!
Thunder Thumbs by A Fizzle Dizzle August 20, 2008

Backwards thunderthumb 

When someone sticks their thumb backwards in your butthole and they fart on your thumb...thus the thunder sound.
I totally want to give Miley Cyrus a backwards thunderthumb.

thunderthumbing 

thunderthumbing the art of scwhhhiiiinging ur thumb in a crane like manner directly aimed at ur partners bum bum hole to create panic and disturbance hahahaha
i chased him with my thunderthumb seeking his butthole ...thunderthumbing
thunderthumbing by trixta74 December 10, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026