Thunder Bag 

To put ones testicals, taint and anus on someone or something. The next evolution of tea bagging someone.

Josh droped his pants and slamed his balls, taint and ass on Dans face. Dan got hit by a "Thunder Bag"!!!

The reason you have pink eye is because you were the victim of a "Thunder Bagging" rampage!!

Thunder Bag by Vegas Flirt October 10, 2009

Thunder Bags 

A woman's breasts. Popularized by The Simpsons on Season 24 Episode 7 " The Day the Earth Stood Cool"

No one judges my wife's thunder bags. -Homer

Thunder Bags by Spaceghostpurp January 25, 2015

Thunder bags 

A thunderous clap of racket created when a hostile vagina is fractured free. This is not to be confused with the yelp of finding out you have the clap.

The house rattled from the thunder bags when our friend, Crusty, took down our cougarita friend.

Thunder bags by kirkddsmd March 1, 2009

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

thunderball 

A glorious game emerging from the coattails of of standard Professional Baseball. Highly contraversial due to the extreme nature of the game.

Differences when compared to baseball inclue, but are not limited to:
1. Defenders are allowed stop base runners by any means necessary. In turn runners are allowed to keep their bats to defend themselves.
2. Pitchers are allowed to throw three balls consecutively, and in a game are given a total of three ceramic balls filled with whatever they want.
3. Wild Dogs and gorgeous honeys are allowed to roam the field distracting and attacking defenders or offenders at their whim.
4. Each inning the offenders are allowed to control a Miata which is allowed to roam the field, defending few, and flattening others.
5. And Lastly, twenty feet behind second base is the gun circle, with a fully loaded revolver. Under no circumstance are players allowed to enter the gun circle, or use the gun.

The players amazing, the game phenomenal. This is Thunderball!

None of us own a gun, so we can't start a game of thunderball.

thunderball by jack19821101 September 10, 2008

thunderbation 

The act of loud noises whilst masturbating

Were you doing a little thunderbation last night?

thunderbation by djarm67 July 24, 2009