Definitions by kirkddsmd
Hostile Vagina
Noun: It is a GINA that prefers the service industry. It has been known to swell, pucker, and swallow the service industry provider.
While on her way to Whistler, the hostile vagina puckered and swallowed in whole the defenseless limo driver of Elegante Limos.
Hostile Vagina by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009
Clairtoris
A known friend of the hostile vagina. This rare breed is overly forgiving of the erectile dysfunctionate. Stimulation is not required, but a medical degree is.
Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.
Clairtoris by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009
pussy poacher
A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.
E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."
pussy poacher by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009
Stanky McEnema
Required when a hostile vagina cannot be entered until cobwebs can be cleared via enamatic processes. Caution is required for dangerous fungating spores.
Bunker boy took his girl, t-bag, to the doctor for her stanky McEnema after he could not tolerate the hostile fumes penetrating the sheets.
Stanky McEnema by kirkddsmd March 1, 2009
Thunder bags
A thunderous clap of racket created when a hostile vagina is fractured free. This is not to be confused with the yelp of finding out you have the clap.
Thunder bags by kirkddsmd March 1, 2009