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three legged man 

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.
Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

three-legged suprise 

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.
After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

Three-legged bitch 

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.
I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

three legged hyena 

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.
Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!
three legged hyena by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even
How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

three-legged princess 

n. A transvestite or cross-dresser.
"That's no woman. That's more than a woman. THAT is a three-legged princess."