by Joe Ander June 10, 2004
Thorny Rosebud
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
A more than average piece of poop in the toilet. Shitting a baby, and showing no mercy to your trusted eggshell friend.
by Jose Aldo February 1, 2011
Horny But Thorny is a made up word by the one and only me. It means when someone is horny and wants to have sex really bad, but their dick is too rough so no girl want it in there and no girl wants to kiss that one guy cuz he has 2 much stubble on his chin. LOL
There was once this one guy who was Horny But Thorny so no girl wanted to date/have sex with him. Poor guy. . .
by Horny & Thorny March 31, 2019
When the index and middle fingers are coiled and pinky and ring finger are coiled and one coiling is inserted into the vaginal opening and one inserted into the anal opening.
by piyonugget December 11, 2010
Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
by Fricky Queen February 11, 2021