Top Definition
A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money.
He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.
Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?"

Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"
by Magnum357 May 06, 2008
7 more definitions
1.To be in the pre-phase of horny

2. a pimp
1. after she took off her bra Jason was thorny
2. that thorny slapped the whore
by Not Jason July 08, 2004
something that is uncomfortable or awkward
The retarded boy asked me to prom, and I didn't know what to say. It was really thorny.
by LushissLushpants August 01, 2009
To be horny and thirsty at the same time.
Graham was so thorny last night that he tried to hook-up with the bouncer's girlfriend right in front of the bouncer.

While at Melody Bostic's Halloween party, Karen dry-humped Seth Mosakowski in the middle of the living room, she was obviously thorny.
by vp21 January 01, 2014
A massive black man with big ass ears.
Fuck nigga. Look at that thorny.
by onedamnbigthorny November 09, 2007
Being both tired and horny.
"I'm so thorny I can't stay awake long enough to finish masturbating."
by BlacOut January 17, 2015
To be horny for a hammer-sized penis.
Girl: I am so thorny right now
by Thor12345 January 13, 2011

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