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A grand is One thousand dollars.
Person 1: "Dude, I just got a grand for my birthday!"
Person 2: "No way! You got a fucking grand!?!
by Horny & Thorny March 31, 2019
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Horny But Thorny is a made up word by the one and only me. It means when someone is horny and wants to have sex really bad, but their dick is too rough so no girl want it in there and no girl wants to kiss that one guy cuz he has 2 much stubble on his chin. LOL
There was once this one guy who was Horny But Thorny so no girl wanted to date/have sex with him. Poor guy. . .
by Horny & Thorny March 31, 2019
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