Thisty Cobra Share definition Flag When taking a shit. Your turd wraps all around the toilet like a coiled snake and pokes out of the water. Man after that Mexican food last night I layed a thisty cobra in my toilet. Thisty Cobra by Barry Mahawginya February 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Thisty Cobra mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch