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To do a Thind 

To do a Thind is the process of one gentlemen inviting his or her fellow peers out to a party when the chances of getting in are very unlikely. If a miracle does happen and the Thind (otherwise known as an Alexander) gets his or her friends in, the Thind will drink too much and end up throwing up in a corner, or spend the vast duration of the night skanking half naked, by himself with the occasional girl staring in disgust. After trying to flirt with girls he has no chance with, the Thind will get with an extremely fat, potentially physically ill girl as a result of being turned down by the more sane girls. The next morning, the Thind will stumble to his computer and add every single person at the party, whether or not he or she had even met them. One completes the action of doing a Thind by talking to all the people of which he has added on facebook, with the hope that one will acquire yet another "hard night", so the process can be repeated. It is rare for the Thind to find another party, because due to his overly keen chats, they will become freaked out and consequently try to avoid him or her.
Guy: blud, did you see that wasteman skanking half naked, throwing up, and on that bare fat girl?

Girl: yeah I know, he added me on facebook asking for a party

Guy: yeee bruv I kno, I reckon he is going to do a Thind for the rest of his life
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Rohan Thind

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Rohan Thind by Ella__Jones August 15, 2022

that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.
"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

Stomach did the thing 

When you feel your stomach do the “thing”,, you’re turned on
“Bro my stomach did the thing reading that”
Stomach did the thing by 4l3xx.. August 10, 2023

Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.
Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!
Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022