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(n.) A person who possesses a profoundly deep belief in the conspiratorial nature of reality, skeptical of any statement anyone else makes.
"Dude, I told him I'd just eaten eleven cheeseburgers, but he didn't believe me! What a Thindisto. I'm going to take a mad dump now."
by Anonymous December 05, 2003