My House Man

A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off

“Hey bill, they Lights just went off”
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX

by My House Man February 22, 2020

House-man's Comp

Similar to Workman's Comp, it is when you are being compensated for an injury received while house-watching for a friend.

My neighbor left on a trip to Miami three days ago. Before he left he asked me to watch over his house while he was on vacation. This included feeding his fish and letting his dogs out. While doing one of these chores, I fell down and tore my ACL. When I talked to him on the phone after the accident, I said he should compensate me for all of my medical charges related to the incident, what I wanted was house-man's comp.

by OptionalWatch December 8, 2009

House the Manister Man

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)

House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

by John Autismo August 29, 2022

Your House Man

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.

“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”

by My House Man March 17, 2020

There house man

A man who comes to there house.

“Hey bill this is there house.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”

by My House Man March 17, 2020