The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg January 26, 2012

Hairy monkey

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009

Hairy Monkey

A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.

Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.

by Dagron May 1, 2005

hairy monkey

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina

Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

Hairy Monkey

shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.

four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...

by spente200 May 2, 2005