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9 definitions by UberBad

 
1.
Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
 
2.
The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.
Jill couldn’t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
 
3.
The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.
Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
 
4.
The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
Hey Fred, that Guatamalan whore next to the Stop n' Go gives the best Cog Jogs.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
 
5.
The sexual act of hitting or spanking your partner all over her body until bright red, then ejaculating and having her rub her body with the fresh semen.
Fiona hates it when I make her get a Norwegian Tan.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
 
6.
This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.
The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
 
7.
The sexual act of ejaculating on your partner’s lips and having her leave it as it dries. This is also known as a Belgium Dip.
Geena loved the Foamy Latte I gave her at Starbucks.
by UberBad March 17, 2005