The Schiavo

A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!

Last night I asked the wife if we could get busy? She said "I am really tired, can we just do The Schiavo?"

by spawnmanuli August 20, 2011

schiavoed

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.

by matt thermopolis November 29, 2010

schiavoed

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

by bofanD October 22, 2008

schiavo

To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.

"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"

by Justin Style June 20, 2005

Schiavoed

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

Schiavoed

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

by joe April 13, 2005

Schiavo

(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.

Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.

by Bryan Reier September 6, 2005