Being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point that one has entered a temporary vegetative state. Characterized by a complete lack of mental activity, despite occasional autonomic responses.
Man, I'm sorry I missed your call last night. I was so schaivo'd I couldn't get up to answer the phone.
by The Hat April 11, 2005
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It means left to die, withering, pigeon holed (like with a career), shit-holed (kinda sounds like schiavo'd), etc...
I think I've been schiavo'd at work since the boss gives me nothing but nasty looks these days.
by WTI April 5, 2005
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Drunk to the point where you don't think you're drunk, but in actuality you are plastered as fuck and are likely to make a complete ass out of yourself. You're not quite dead yet, but keep pounding em and you'll soon join Terri Schiavo. Otherwise known as TS'd.

Term originated at Washington State University by the 2nd Floor Streit Frat.
"Dude, I totally got Terri Schiavo'd last night!"

or

"Hey, you wanna get TS'd tonight?
by JustSomeKracker February 10, 2009
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