The condition where by the butt crack becomes sweaty, clamy, itchy and most likely feces filled, brought on by insufficient wiping after taking a dump.
Someone who’s commitment has rotted away, internally traumatised from being around cranbrooks (dealing with delulu emotional menstruating transpenussy). They have abrupt and unprecedented memory loss, uses commas in conversation and a vocabulary limited to ‘haha’
An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.
Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.
When a group of guys find out they are all dating the same girl. Instead of beefing with each other and the girl over it the guys get together and come to a mutual agreement. The guys allow her to continue to believe she is getting away with it. The guys put her in a secret dating rotation schedule. It ends with the girl being tricked into going on a romantic date with one of the guys from the rotation. When she shows up for her date she is greeted by all the guys who put her in the rotation causing her to have both an oh shit and what the fuck moment as she gets dumped by all of the guys.