Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 21, 2003

Charmin

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.

Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!

by Bennehftw May 27, 2021

Charmin

When someone licks your ass from behind your balls to your tail bone in a single pass.

After she gave me a Charmin her lips stank with shit.

by Wheelerwood May 9, 2010

charmin

Something fun to squeeze. However, squeezing the charmin results in harassment from a certain Mr. Whipple.

Lady: It's so soft, so SQUEEZABLY soft!
Mr. Whipple: Please, don't squeeze the charmin!

by Charmin Squeezer June 17, 2004

charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

Charminizer

Someone who uses too much charmin!

Girl don't try to front, i know just, just what you are...Charminizer, Charminzer!!!

by AustinJohn December 18, 2008

charmin

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

by coastworm October 31, 2003