After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE August 29, 2017
Large caliber handgun, usually magnum catridges, such as .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express, .454 Casull. Also, commonly in reference to revolvers.
"Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was a guy in the bathroom with a hand cannon?!?" - Vince, Pulp Fiction
by Big Tim August 1, 2003
A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.
by scannerfish January 2, 2005
Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)
by ash August 19, 2003
the male reproductive organ that shoots out semen at orgasm (similar to a cannon) and can be "fired" using one's hand.
by jason haha woot September 17, 2006
by Dexter grif September 20, 2006
The best codename for a girl that you get a big boner for. Nobody will know what you mean, so feel free to express yourself in awkward ways!
Me: I have tried out the hand cannon that is totally from fortnite, and it is my favorite!
Friend: Cool bro I really like the golden scar.
Friend: Cool bro I really like the golden scar.
by DMan21121 May 7, 2019