3 definitions by Luvs_to_SPOOGE
After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE August 29, 2017
The act of using violence lawfully, against, but not limited too: kid fuckers, domestic abusers, and druken meth smoking soydiers. Once inacted, the defender should feel a sense of honor, and sainthood shall be bestowed upon the lawful chad/stacy for defending his/her god given right against soy beta males, for example. The act of pulling a Rittenhouse is the highest order of civil duty all men and women should engage in to protect what is his/her's, and by virtue, the safety of said community they are willing to protect. Take note, generally speaking, to pull a Rittenhouse, should be looked upon with great admiration, and shall be talked about in the great patheons of alpha slayers for years to come.
Chad: Hey bro, I heard some soy boys are going down to Portland to beat on their gay plastic shields about the patriarchy and how much they hate the cops.
Tyler: What chuds.
Chad: So like, wanna grab some beer and head down to make sure these cucks don't get too rowdy considering the police in the area has been defunded.
Tyler: Hell yeah. Let me grab my AR. If they get too big for their shitty knickers; I'll just pull a Rittenhouse and call it a day.
Chad: Dope.
Tyler: What chuds.
Chad: So like, wanna grab some beer and head down to make sure these cucks don't get too rowdy considering the police in the area has been defunded.
Tyler: Hell yeah. Let me grab my AR. If they get too big for their shitty knickers; I'll just pull a Rittenhouse and call it a day.
Chad: Dope.
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE March 18, 2022
When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.
So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE August 29, 2017