When a male with diarrhea is conducting intercourse and the receiving party is covered in fecal matter.
"Jamie" was disappointed when he noticed the feces all over his legs and realized he had just received The Eisen.
by Kyle Eisen March 25, 2006
A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.
If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.
Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.
If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.
Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.
by Danny_Dino January 3, 2020
When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.
Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.
by classy kid July 23, 2010
1. noun; Ex Dope/Murderdolls reject, kicked out of Static X under child abuse allegations. Can now be found in Angel Drive Correction Facility.
2. adjective; "to do a tripp". Urban slang given to a child molestor.
2. adjective; "to do a tripp". Urban slang given to a child molestor.
by RPR March 4, 2005
Internet messageboard slang for an online paedophile after the aforementioned guitarist was arrested amongst allegations of sex with a minor.
by grym March 4, 2005
by Luke from Vertiis March 4, 2005