One of the weirdest online games ever. You gotta steal and earn respect. Then, when you get tired, you may either get high using drugs or 'visit' hookers to recover your energy. You may invest in some things such as: drugs factories, hookers or just focus on stealing. The game is also really really funny. You're going to withdraw some money from the bank and suddenly a picture of a young boy dressed in a plane pilot outfit appears from nothing, says he's a cop and ask you which animal is on the pic. If you pick the right answer he may give you some drugs, some money, repair your weapon or just go away. The game is based only in commands. That means it's not like GTA and you won't see what you're doing. When a friend of mine told me about it, I said "that game sucks!". Then I tried it out and said "this game rules!". It'll probably get you really addicted for some time. Then you'll look at yourself and ask: "why the fuck am I wasting my time with that?".
Junkie: Man, have ya ever played The Crims? That game's the shit!
Cured guy: 'Course I have, I've been addicted to that shit for long three months.
Cured guy: 'Course I have, I've been addicted to that shit for long three months.
by Tragicomic January 3, 2009
a big show, has very big personality, absolutely hates life, cries ovet spilled lean & xannys, actually really hates the world, will make you hate the world, makes you cry, everyone loves him.
by fuck your morals October 5, 2017
by toiletroll_troll February 5, 2020
$crim is a rapper and producer from New Orleans, Louisiana, who originally began DJing in 2003 at the age of 13, before eventually becoming a mixtape DJ in 2009, writing his first rap song in 2011, and releasing a string of mixtapes including Narcotics Anonymous (2012) DrugFlow2 (2013) and Patron Saint of Everything Totally Fucked (2013). $crim is best known for being one half of the popular New Orleans rap duo, $uicideboy$, where he and Ruby Da Cherry have found major mainstream and underground success.
by OCDEMON June 8, 2019
"Dude, that isn't a cold sore. Jason's been crimming Felix and his moustache is full of dangleberries."
by Lieut. Tyrone Slothrop February 8, 2008
by Midwestexpress69 October 12, 2019
by MutantCAT February 28, 2017