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The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"
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The base system

1. Holding hands
2. Hugging
3. Kissing
4. Marriage
5. Hand stuff; feeling them up
6. Oral
7. Sex
8. Anal
"Ay yo Brad! How did it go with Kathy last night?"
"I got to 7th base"
"Fuck yeah dude. Love the base system."
The base system by Alpacapoo March 18, 2020

The Base System

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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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