Top Definition
First Base - kiss/make out
Second Base - Feel up of the breast, fingering the vagina, hand job
Third Base - Oral stimulation of the genitalia
Home run - sex
Bunt - Having to masturbate since you cannot get any action
Base on Balls - Accidentally brushing up against a woman's breasts, (you got on base, but maybe not exactly how you wanted to)
Strike Out - REJECTED
Hit for the Cycle - Reaching 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, and home plate all in one night
Double Play - Hooking up with two girls in one night
Triple Play - Hooking up with three girls in one night
Stolen Base - Hooking up with a friend's girl
Error - Hooking up with a transexual
Hit by Pitch - If your with your group of friends and meet a group of girls, you take one for the team by hooking up with the ugly girl in the group while they get the attractive ones
Foul Ball - You tried to get it in, but only got a kiss
Head-First Slide - Rough, kinky sex (handcuffs, ball-gags, whips, etc.)
Ejected from the Game - You're about to have sex with a very attractive woman, then she whips out a dick bigger than yours
Walk-Off Hit - You have sex with a mom
Walk-Off Home Run - You have sex with a HOT mom
"Right as I was about to hit the game-winning home run, I got ejected from the game"

The Base System
by k-brewzi October 25, 2010
An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"
by betterlivingthroughsarcasm October 23, 2009
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