The country, or in other words a place that you have no idea where the hell you are and everything looks the same.
by Mr. hide September 26, 2006
1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.
2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.
2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.
1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.
2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."
2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."
by Barman2000 November 5, 2011
A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.
Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.
Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.
Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.
by HamStatler March 25, 2011
To be in the middle of nowhere.
by krista September 25, 2003