Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouch

A person who cant handle anything and never does anything well.

Tim: "Where's Johnny?"
Frank: "He went to bed"
Tim: "What a pouch"

by OzzieBloke February 1, 2008

Pouche

The outer rim of a nipple


A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.

Oh baby lick my pouche!

by Ryan September 28, 2004

pouch

A simple device, usually a potato sack, attached to a man's waist so that another person may sit in the pouch and have access to the man's penis 24/7

Get in the pouch, bitch.

by Weeeeees December 4, 2007

The Pouch

Something that you must respect, or else...

Guy 1: *Pointing gun* I'm sorry bro, but you didn't respect the pouch.

by Momoishappy March 28, 2020

the pouch

A term used by Ritmiller to describe the little bit of belly that hangs down when banging a girl from behind.

When i was banging this girl, instead of grabbing her tits i grabbed the pouch.

by theRit November 24, 2009

pouch

To put an object in your pocket in a sneaky way. Can also mean to eat junk food fast.

Etienne was a the dentist signing some consent forms.

Etienne: "Hey, this pen is nice. Can I keep it?"
Receptionist: "Sure, whatever".
Etienne pouches the pen.

-I just pouched this poutine.

- "Dear sir, I would like to offer a $5.00 Tim Horton gift card as a thank you for waiting today".

"Great, I'll pouch that".

by ironllama1 January 14, 2017