When a female is duck taped upside down to a pole, completely covered in melted butter and Big Mac special sauce, then performs oral and anal sex on two males
by jakeypiefly9 October 29, 2014
1. When you have hard fast intercourse with a girl, and as a result, her cum soaks the sheets of the bed.
shamus: why is my wifes bed so wet?
Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!
shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!
Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!
shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!
by Shamus Mac April 30, 2007
A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
by BBOW December 14, 2008
As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.
by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009
When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.
by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006
The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.
The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"
Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"
Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"
Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"
Dude 2: "Rad"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"
Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"
Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"
Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"
Dude 2: "Rad"
by hardcoredeathcruster February 27, 2009