Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

misty mailman

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face

When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.

by Calhoun Hall March 16, 2008

The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 20, 2021

the angry mailman

the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore anal sex with a male and suddenly gets off his dick and farts in his face. Some peices of poop may come out because of how loose her anus is. This action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.

My girl gave me the angry mailman last night and now I think I have pinkeye. What a bitch

by DanaNicoleVanWeenan July 4, 2010

Mailman syndrome

|ˈmālˌ*manˈsin*drōm|
noun

The condition in which the man a person believes to be their father is not their biological parent.

“John is 6’4, blonde with blue eyes while his dad is 5’5, black hair, and brown eyes; total Mailman syndrome.”

by Osiris Black August 25, 2009

Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.

Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...

by Urdadsgaywastaken November 1, 2023

Mailman Mike

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.

Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.

by UrbanWhisperer June 11, 2022