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When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.
Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!
by toddsmithsteez September 03, 2009

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