2 definitions by Calhoun Hall

when in the 69 position with a girl on the bottom, the man rolls over on top of her and farts in her face to blur her vision, then sits up on her stomach holding his arms out horizontally to resemble the mast of a ship
Tara's pussy smelled so i rolled over and gave her a foggy sailor.
by Calhoun Hall March 16, 2008
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to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face
When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.
by Calhoun Hall March 16, 2008
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