When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"
Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
by Lorethe2nd September 16, 2015
by poochoo April 14, 2005
Nickname given to Karl Malone, former power forward for the Utah Jazz of the NBA and one of the game's 50 Greatest Players. The name was given to him in college by a sportswriter who covered Malone's Alma Mater, Louisiana Tech.
Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.
Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.
"The Mailman had a special delivery for the Golden State Warriors last night, going off for 46 points and 13 rebounds."
"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."
"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."
by Thunder DG April 11, 2008
When a cunt ass bitch leans over while driving and gives the passenger road head while he/she grabs the wheel and drives like The Mailman.
"Hey man one day this cunt ass bitch wouldn't stop talking while driving so I pulled The Mailman on her."
by BLUE1DEVILS January 7, 2018
A dating tactic where you show up at the house of your interest unannounced. The opposite of "ghosting". First appeared in Season One episode six of Single Parents.
by Danryan November 14, 2018
"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
by sean sean May 23, 2007