A-Wilson- when a man is having sex with a women he ejaculates on her face he stands up, turns around and crosses his arms like world series champion brian wilson.
hey did you hear robbie did A-Wilson to that girl last night?
by Ryand707 April 19, 2011
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That one blonde bitch that has more money than you. He is smart and awesome but you still think he’s a bitch but also love him. He’s caring and loving when you get to know him. Is intelligent but acts like he isn’t. Somehow has nearly perfect DNA but still is a doofus, and a bozo. He is cute, funny, and a great time.
Did you see him? Who? That guy... he’s a total Wilson! Damn you’re right mate. He’s fucking awesome. Yeah bro... for sure
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wilson is a guy who is very social and is friends with everyone. He is also very flirtatious around girls that he is really into. he is hella cute. like absolutely gorgeous. all the girls love him but he only has one girl on his mind. he is the nicest guy you’ll meet and is also a great friend. he is very active which makes him an even better person. just be careful though. someone that cute might make you pass out.
by lilsnickers17 April 11, 2019
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A person to describe one of your shortest friends.

Can also be used as a unit of measure.
Among us friends, Wilson was the shortest.
"Damn bro, how tall are you?"
"I'm about one and a quarter Wilsons."
by AllTheUsernamesWereAllGone February 7, 2019
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To crash or wipe out. Commonly used in skateboarding, wilson is named after the scene in the Dennis the Menace cartoon where Mr. Wilson steps on Dennis' skateboard and falls on his ass. It often refers to the specific crash that occurs when your feet fly out from under after losing your balance.
The monster toally wilsoned when Scooby Doo spilled the box of marbles on the floor.
by bmdhacks August 19, 2006
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To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.
"I ordered my tacos before you ordered, but you already got your chicken sandwich. I hate getting Wilsoned like that."
by PeterB July 31, 2006
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when your hittin it doggy style and you get period juice on your hand (rusty palmer) smack the bitches ass and give it two eyes and a smile like Wilson from the movie Castaway
i got a Rusty Palmer last night it was such a mess i had to give her a Wilson to get my hand clean
by Chuck Diesel April 2, 2007
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