wad

An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.

I just shot a wad in the shower.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

wadded

To have lots of money.

"Remember Gary from school? He's got a lexus and a massive house now, he's totally wadded!"

by chickybiker January 31, 2008

WAD

WAD - what a dick - wuht ay dik -- An androgynous expression used as a release of disapproving energy toward another individual. Commonly used as a replacement for such expressions as "no," "i don't agree," "you are being greedy," "you are lacking expertize." Currently trademarked by Michael F. Surman Esquire, the phrase has captured the hearts and minds of all young individuals throughout the Midwood-Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn and the Greater Garbage Dump Region of Staten Island.Also popularized by members on the NICO Forums - Altima Coupe sub-section by members who like turtles.

Real-Life usage of the WAD:

Arthur: Mike is that my lighter?
Mike: WAD!

Matt: I want purple lights!!!
Mike: WAD!

Waiter: Sir your food is ready!
Mike: WAD!

Arthur: yo im gonna go blaze a blunt with my boy ....
Mike : WAD ! and ur no inviting me... aight i see how it is

Mike: hey do you guys have any available uhal trucks....
Truck Guy: no sorry we are all out..
Mike : WOW WAD !!!

Random Occurrence: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WAD!

Inquiring Customer: Excuse me sir do you have any WD40
Your Face: No but i think youre a WAD40

by Surmanm April 16, 2010

wadded

The feeling of having undergarments shoved slowly up your ass crack, as a result of over-reacting before understanding the whole situation. The state you are in when you have “panties in a wad”.

Rob: I spoke with Jim today and we all need to re-write our job description and then re-apply for our own positions.

Michael: What the fuck! Did you hear this, Jason?

Jason: Michael, you need to relax. You know this isn’t what Jim even meant. You are super wadded right now.

by crazycat8 March 3, 2016

wad

Suffix used in building offensive terms for groups of people. Generally conveys more emphasis than the root word alone.

Geekwad, dorkwad, gaywad, etc.

by Luckdragon October 31, 2004

Wads

alot of notes of cash money or loot ...a fat wallet or purse.

When he opened his wallet i thought gee he is rolling in it...he had wads of cash.

by munyuck October 13, 2008

a wad

Kind of like A weird, but desperate too. wad, weird And desperate
such a useful one for when you're trying to describe a guy but can't quite find the words.

this one's reserved for guys

What's wrong with him, Flozz?
I don't know, he's just... just weird and...
He's a Wad?

Weird and desperate? for sure, that's neat Willa, you're so clever.

by love from the convent January 22, 2019