Tom Brady

Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.

"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."

by Evil Aldo August 14, 2009

Tom Brady

See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.

3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.

by J_breeze August 22, 2006

tom brady

an ok quarterback. hes got the best wide receivers in the league that catch passes anywhere and has a great running back. if he was on any other team he would have normal numbers at best. he is so overrated its not even funny...whoever says he is underrated is just plain stupid.

tom brady is underrated, don't you think so?

no are you stupid hes always on tv and is overrated,Peyton mannings still good without Marvin Harrison and Anthony Gonzalez

by Fahot December 1, 2007

Tom Brady

While in the process of taking a shit starting to jerk off using the shit as lube. Usually done by homosexuals.

Adam decided to do a pre-game Tom Brady before his soccer game.

by JayT12 February 1, 2010

Tom Brady

The faggot that doesn't deserve his rings.

"Hey you see that faggot?"
"Yea! Its Tom Brady!"

by Alaboof December 16, 2019

Tom Brady

Overrated quarterback who hasn't won a SuperBowl or got close in 5 years. Pads his stats against deflated defenses and then gets raped by teams like the Browns. Tom Brady is not that good and blames all his atrocious play on injuries.

Did you Tom Brady get raped by the Browns? The freaking Browns!!!!!!

by Packersdabest January 20, 2011

Tom Brady

Quarterback for the New England Patriots, he's a decent player. Like the rest of the team, he puts up pretty good numbers but nothing fantastic. He is not one of the best QB's in football; he just happens to QB the best team in football.

Peyton Manning > Tom Brady
Donovan McNabb > Tom Brady
Daunte Culpepper > Tom Brady
Brett Favre > Tom Brady
Trent Green > Tom Brady
Michael Vick > Tom Brady
Ben Roethlisberger > Tom Brady
Byron Leftwich > Tom Brady

by ThatsBriskBaby September 3, 2005