4 definitions by J_breeze

school

a plaice that makes you more smarter. You read stuf and then you get smrt and stuf like that.

Bob: "hey Kip, lets go to school tomorrow to get more smarter."
Kip: "ok but im already like really smart lmao lol so i dont need books and stuf lol"

by J_breeze July 29, 2006

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )

Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."

by J_breeze August 1, 2006

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by J_breeze August 9, 2006

Tom Brady

See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.

3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.

by J_breeze August 22, 2006