stump

someone who is notably short

Short as a tree stump.

by fwe22 July 23, 2006

Stumped

When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.

I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard

by Roofies & Stumps January 8, 2018

stumping

The insertion of one's partially amputated limb into the sphincter of another person. It is only considered a homosexual activity when both participants are male, otherwise it is a form of pegging. synonym: Dirty Oscar.

Tom: "Ever since my girlfriend got her leg amputated, I've been totally into stumping. Is that gay?"
Scott: "Does your girlfriend have a penis?"
Tom: "Yes"
Scott: "Then yes, Tom, it is homosexual"

by lamesGee January 15, 2010

stump

when a man's meat has been chopped off and he now doesnt have a tree, but a stump.

she rode his meat so hard, made his a stump.

by ×BigPook× December 3, 2018

Stump

A person of short stature and/or has a small penis

Preston is a stump

by Poisonwinter January 3, 2012

Stump

1. The remains of an uprooted or chopped down tree
2. A person who is a waste of space. Does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, 'cause you know, it's a stump and shit. They sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up space.

Everyone in this town just acts like a goddamn stump.

by Space Ace 1973 March 7, 2015

Stumping

The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.

Also used in the -ed form

Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.

Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it

Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.

by YabingYang October 22, 2016