Python

The little worm in my drawers I chase my wife around the house with!

Tammie says, "Bill put your Python away before I start laughing hysterically!"

by BILL-KAYE February 7, 2004

Python

.357 Magnum caliber revolver formerly manufactured by Colt's Manufacturing

Granny didn't appreciate Lil Sneaky tagging her porch, so she nailed him down with her Python

by Cool Go July 22, 2019

Pythoning

When two people are cuddling and one decides to wrap their legs around their parter’s legs

While Jeff and I were cuddling, he started pythoning my right leg.

by Zackory February 3, 2022

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

python

Another word for dick

My python is the longest

by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020

PYTHON

something with a powerful grip.

hi i am john s. and my right hand gets so much use it has the power of a python. i enjoy choking my one eyed trouser snake with python like intensity.

by JOHN SESCOURKA February 8, 2004

Pythonic

Humour that is inspired by or in rare cases emulates aspects of Monty Phython. This kind of humour is utterly random, hilariously bizzare and incredibly witty and satirical at the same time, although it is rare for any modern television program or movie to reach this.

Family Guy and The Simpsons use Pythonic humour

by A L Harvey January 9, 2006