poopsicle

poop on a stick. can be found as a dessert in afghanistan.

today i had a poopsicle for dessert

by izzy August 20, 2003

poopsicle

a redneck bicycle with the seat missing and only the post protruding so as to cornhole you as you ride it.

Bubba done hurt his ass riding his poopsicle.

by Bubba (ouch!) April 24, 2003

poopsicle

n. poop that has turned into a solid frozen mass, irrespective of the manner in which it was frozen.

OMG Becky, I totally stepped on your dog's poopsicle!

by StiffieBeans July 20, 2013

Poopsicle

When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass Gremlin)

"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" ; they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"

by Zachary Allen November 29, 2006

poopsicle

a piece of poop covered in ice

by josh April 23, 2003

Poopsicle

noun; taken from the old english ATM (ass to mouth). A poopsicle is the shit covered dick that is the by-product of ATM.

After recieving anal, Johnny gave Betty a Poopsicle.

by seers April 19, 2009

poopsicle

Something or someone annoying, aggravating, or depressing.

"Why are you being so poopsicle right now?" "Patrick is so poopsicle - I don't ever want to see him again"

by jjlefty July 16, 2008