A term used for irritating or provoking the police or a police officer. Similar to how arthritis is similar to irritation of a joint.
You better follow the instructions of the police when they pull you over otherwise you are asking for policeitis.
by Breaking dancing on cardboard May 2, 2021
Police are not all bad. But alot of them are brutal and they give a bad name to police. I hate a great deal police. Why? because more of them have been disrespectful and harmful than they have been courteous and helpful (in my personal experience. and don't think im a little dick I know how to talk to "authority figures" with respect). The IDEA of police is of course a good one. However there should be more of a screening on those who wish to pursue a career in law enforcement.
The Police made me get out of the car and wouldnt let my girl have a sweatshirt out of the car while they tore it apart looking for weed.
The police found 11 roaches in a complete scrubby stoner car. No roach goes to waste around me dude.
The police wouldnt let me have my medication for 48 hours causing severe withdrawl symptoms because my house had been broken into, and they were "not allowed to disturb a crime scene". MY HOUSE MY MEDS FUCK THE POLICE
The police found 11 roaches in a complete scrubby stoner car. No roach goes to waste around me dude.
The police wouldnt let me have my medication for 48 hours causing severe withdrawl symptoms because my house had been broken into, and they were "not allowed to disturb a crime scene". MY HOUSE MY MEDS FUCK THE POLICE
by doodmanbro June 20, 2009
An organisation found in many countries that has several upstanding members....
The rest are power-tripping bastards that are too lazy/cowardly to stop serious criminals like heroin dealers, wasting their time on skateboarders, stoners and 17 year olds with cider.
The rest are power-tripping bastards that are too lazy/cowardly to stop serious criminals like heroin dealers, wasting their time on skateboarders, stoners and 17 year olds with cider.
1) "An off-duty police officer shot the fucker that wasted Dimebag Darrell, saving many audience members.Good guy."
2) "That bastard pig beat up another skateboarder today. He claimed skateboarding was 'terrorism'. While he was doing this, 9 people died from heroin overdoses within half a mile."
2) "That bastard pig beat up another skateboarder today. He claimed skateboarding was 'terrorism'. While he was doing this, 9 people died from heroin overdoses within half a mile."
by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005
The governmental department charged with the regulation and enforcement of the behaviors of a certain jurisdiction. Main authority is the power of arrest and ability to enforce the laws of the community. Without the presence of the police the world would collapse. God Bless the Police
The local Police Department does a mighty fine job.
Thugs will do anything until the Police show up.
Thugs will do anything until the Police show up.
by Brett C May 11, 2005
Scum of the earth. Faggots who got they ass kicked every day of high school so now they take all they anger out on innocent civilians. Any time they see a minority with a dark unidentified object they assume its a gun. Any time they see group of minoritys they assume its a gang. Complete abuse of power and waste of tax dollars. In my town they will ignore murderers and robbers then go after niggas who aint doin shit. They are hypocrites they say fighting is wrong but will attack u if u dont do what they tell u. they will arrest u if u carry a gun but they are never seen without one. they will arrest u for having weed, tell u not to do it, then go smoke it at their house and think they are dying. any minority in a nice car they will think he/she stole it and pull them over. there own personal hatred will drive them to beat and even sometimes kill minoritys: the case of baron pikes where officer scott nugent tasered the black man while he was in handcuffs until he died. even if they are not racist they are still corrupt like the case in missori where a boy with a broken back and ankle was tasered 19 times while he was already lying on the ground. in the end they are all faggots that are given to much power
like that other guys said the police should change they motto from protect and serve to protect nobody and serve ourselves
by SacTown Sucks March 3, 2009
"People" who usually abuse their power for a well-worth low profit.
They usually stop you for being something other than white or even for being white.
Police usually stop "pimped out" rides to see if they find something bad inside it usually only to use it as an excuse to own it.
They always go over the speed limit while you are handcuffed in the car and have absolutely no courtesy against law-abiding citizens whatsoever.
They are well-known for their ability to suck cock while giving you a ticket for going 1 mile over the speed limit.
They usually stop you for being something other than white or even for being white.
Police usually stop "pimped out" rides to see if they find something bad inside it usually only to use it as an excuse to own it.
They always go over the speed limit while you are handcuffed in the car and have absolutely no courtesy against law-abiding citizens whatsoever.
They are well-known for their ability to suck cock while giving you a ticket for going 1 mile over the speed limit.
by Mar Muffin March 13, 2010
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