1. Drunk.
2. Beyond buzzed, but not quite plastered.
Origins: Daemon Hatfield and Greg "The Thrilla" Miller
Daemon and Greg got totally panda at PAX East this year.
by pennstate40 April 1, 2010
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A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.

Humans can be referred to as "pandas" when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.
Q: Is Darren sick? He looks so pale and thin.
A: No, he decided to become a vegan. He is such a panda.
by TheBeagle December 5, 2009
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Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.
by Pandalover69693 🐼🐼 November 11, 2018
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A individual in a long distance relationship who is waiting for their partner and refuses to mess around with anyone else
Dude, don't even bother- she's a panda.
by tmskierski November 30, 2010
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A slang term to describe an person/item of Asian descent.
Why does my physics class have to have so many pandas in it?! The curve is going to be ridiculous!

I met a cute panda last night but she passed out after 3 shots..

I love panda food, especially Vietnamese.
by bracknrerro April 5, 2011
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a guy that doesnt know when his sexual advances are not wanted.

From the South Park Character "Sexual Harrasment Panda"
"Settle down Panda, Stop trying to grab my tits!"
by DKing November 18, 2003
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