Noose

Mans greatest invention

Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!

by FijianFisher August 7, 2018

Noose

Mans best friend

Man 1: what are you doing
Man 2: just taking my noose out for a walk

by Meow1273 February 21, 2019

noose

this is a handy tool for when ur feeling down or if the kids were getting of your nerves

the kids are getting annoying let’s noose them

by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 27, 2020

noose

a permanent escape from living and its realities

i'm sick and tired of this shit, im tying that damn noose, adios suckers.

by i'm not needed to be known June 5, 2020

Noose

Something used to finally kill yourslef after being told to kys by one of the friendly lolitsalex fanboys on the internet! You can buy a noose at the store!

Go and hang yourself with a noose, you child molester.

by boatglitch April 4, 2018

noose

its what u hang urself with

i hung mysself with a noose.

by That Better Meme March 9, 2018

Noose

someone who makes you feel like you want to commit suicide every time they speak, conjuring the image of them being the noose tied around your head as you are about to hang yourself

wow jacob is being such a noose today

by darsenbrindel January 25, 2011