My nightcrawler is craving some action.
by BJ December 17, 2003
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A Kinky sex act that can only done while perfoming oral sex on a male , AKA : Fellatio.
As your partner is performing the act of Fellatio he / or she stops half way up the shaft of the penis and lightly grasp's it with their teeth and beginning tugging up and down on it as though they are a bird trying to pull a worm from the ground. Can be slightly painfull as well and enjoyable, especially when performed at the exact moment of ejaculation.
Hoss says; Damn Dave , you need to go to the dentist and get that fucking bicuspid ground down a bit, your ripping me up every time you give me the NightCrawler

Dave says; Didn't seem to bother you last night when you got to spunk down my throat now did it bitch !

Hoss says; Come on now , no reason to be a niggarski, get over here baby and give me another nightcrawler you little slut.
by DanThrax69 December 16, 2006
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Official ASFPOR "Best Information Teller Currently Here" (or BITCH for short). Often found on Usenet, spouting obscurities and absurdities.
Nightcrawler is the official BITCH of usenet.
by RFM April 1, 2005
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a person who roams at night
often alone, but sometiems accompanied by 1 jersey kevin, or 1 trombone player
-often spotted wandering Purdue University after dark. once glimpsed as far away as the Burger King on south street.

also, one who enteres definitions into the urban dictionary that usually contain at least one typo.
by nightcrawler March 11, 2005
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a term which describes the state of being so drunk that you look around and exclaim, "how the fuck did i get here?!" or "where the fuck am i?!"

whiskey- because the condition is caused by drunkenness.

nightcrawler- because the only logical explanation is that you have teleported to your new location, much like the famous x-man.
craig: where the hell did you go last night?

mick: all over the place, i was the whiskey nightcrawler.
by Randal Leadbelcher October 31, 2007
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When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.
My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.
by Sea Lawyer February 12, 2019
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A sex move inspired by the X-men character. The setting is where one man is fucking a woman in the vagina and the girl is on top facing the man. Meanwhile a second man sneaks in from behind and starts fucking the woman's asshole for a few pumps, then disappears out of sight before the woman realizes what happened.
"I pulled a nightcrawler when my buddy and I double parked a girl last night"
by BVicious April 13, 2008
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