Mutton

Male genitalia

Get your hands of my mutton you cretin!

by Pouch April 30, 2004

Mutton

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 5, 2011

mutton chops

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.

Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.

by S Dizzle January 13, 2004

mutton mangler

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant

Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.

by Some soldier March 5, 2008

mutton flaps

Slang term for labia, the lips around a woman’s vagina.

Her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.

by Derptastic_spastic February 22, 2014

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003