by peagoose May 23, 2007
When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.
A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.
by The Steeler October 6, 2009
by Shawn V November 2, 2006
Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.
by fatwinks February 6, 2005
The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)
CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
by GUVHMC January 7, 2006
After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
by ToeDirt April 18, 2016
V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.
by the steve kramer August 15, 2011