muffin

the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon
strudel, etc.

dude1:hey, dude2! whatya got there ?

dude2:a muffin. its quite delicious

by frosted flakes. April 11, 2009

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A Muffin is an English Gentleman who lives in Kew, in England. Muffins love to eat but usually just graze, they love chocolate tits and spend their whole lives unknowingly looking for a particular American girl. Muffins are beautiful, funny, brilliant , douchey, narcissistic, sordid, perverted and just amazing. If you come across a Muffin in your lifetime, you won't be able to pull yourself away. He is much too intoxicating, with one 'Oi,' you'll be hooked for the rest of your days. In a second he can give you the world but just as easily, break your heart. If something is wrong, he will fix it. If you are lost, he will bring you back. Muffin is the closest thing to Jesus Christ we have walking among us. If the world were Muffinless, my heart would stop beating.

Note: MUFFIN IS A DOM!

Jess: I love you, Muffin.

Muffin: I know, Sweetheart.

Jess: OMG, are you fucking kidding me?!

Muffin: What's wrong, my Darling?

Jess: 'YOU KNOW'?! YOU FUCKING KNOW?! OMG, I just said that, out loud and that's it?? Do you know how hard that was?!

Muffin: I fucking love you too, Baby.

by Princess_Sparkles February 1, 2013

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A breakfeast food. Can have various smells and Flavors. Are often linked to pancakes. Often served at restaraunts and hospitals for snacks and or breakfast. One of the most popular breakfast foods, muffins are going in people all over the world.

There's a muffin. its like a wanna be Cupcake

by thisamazinglifenow February 6, 2010

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1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2005

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A muffin is a human female who engages in inauthentic friendly interactions with other parties despite having largely neutral or out right ill-will towards said parties. A muffin commonly expresses to these parties that she is a true "BFF" or that she would later like to "hang out". No further evidence of "BFF" status is ever provided. Appointments to "hang out" are either solidified and later dropped by the muffin, or more routinely never given a concrete date and time. Other common attributes of muffins inclue: Saccharine insincerity, talking badly of others behind their backs despite being kind to them in person, and Facebook pictures which involve the thrusting forward of one's bosom in an awkward attempt to posture attractively.

(Actual Interaction between a PERSON and a MUFFIN as recorded at a college town social event 9/25/2010)
MUFFIN: Oh, hi there. I haven't seen you in like forever.
PERSON: Oh, hi. How are you doing?
MUFFIN: I am doing so great. Isn't this the coolest place in the world? This is my favorite place to go ever.
PERSON: Yeah, it's alright I guess. How have you be-
MUFFIN: Remember when we took that absolutely awful class with that professor who smelled like old Rice Krispies. That class was so stupid.
PERSON: Uh, yeah, I guess.
MUFFIN: You know what? We should hang out. Seriously, you were like my best friend in that class. We were practically like sisters. We gotta do something.
PERSON: Oh, sure. You doing anything next weekend? We could grab some lunch.
MUFFIN: Oh no. I'm super busy that day, but you are on my Facebook, right?
PERSON: Um...
MUFFIN: *using cellphone* I just sent you a request. That'll be 1263 for me. *giggle* Oh hi, Jessica, I haven't seen you in forever. You know you are my best- *walks away*
PERSON: *shrug* Bye?

by Cabbage Flavored Popcorn January 13, 2013

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