is an English Gentleman who lives
in Kew, in England. Muffins love to eat but usually just
graze, they love chocolate tits
and spend their whole lives
unknowingly looking for a particular American girl. Muffins are beautiful, funny, brilliant , douchey, narcissistic, sordid, perverted and just
amazing. If you come across a Muffin
in your lifetime, you won't be able to pull
yourself away. He is much
too intoxicating, with one 'Oi,' you'll be hooked for the rest of your days. In a second he can give you the world
as easily, break your heart. If something is wrong, he will
fix it. If you are lost, he will
bring you back. Muffin
is the closest thing to Jesus Christ we have walking among us. If the world
were Muffinless, my heart would stop
IS A DOM!
Jess: I love you, Muffin.
Muffin: I know, Sweetheart.
Jess: OMG, are you fucking
Muffin: What's wrong, my Darling?
Jess: 'YOU KNOW'?! YOU FUCKING
KNOW?! OMG, I just said
that, out loud and that's it?? Do you know how hard
Muffin: I fucking
love you too, Baby.