a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in
i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat
by big dean July 24, 2009
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A phrase used to subtly imply that the sentence just said by your friend or peer wasbullshit or just plain stupid.
"I would climb that tree to the top with no ropes"

"Said the man with the yellow hat"
by Paulie! March 29, 2017
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A ten inch foreskin. Which can also be used to make fun of someone.
Oh my fucking god that guy had a man-hat-ten.

Dude your such a man-hat-ten
by DR.MAN-HAT-TEN January 30, 2010
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The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009
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Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.
"I am a man who is wearing a hat"
by Daniel Kogel May 8, 2007
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